In honor of Black Friday

So, I haven't posted in like two years, so I thought I would throw this up. Whether you think Black Friday is an unsightly blemish on the pock-marked face of our culture's consumerism or you think it is our economy's Jack Bauer, ruthlessly showing up at the last moment to save the day, I hope you find this funny.

Comments

Kevin said…

That's snortin' funny, Steve! Thanks for the great laugh!

December 1, 2011 at 8:49 PM

Ann-Marie said…

Oh my word!!! That was awesome!!! I think I woke Jon up with my laughing though :/

December 2, 2011 at 4:28 AM

Steve Mizel said…

Yeah, I was dying. I loved it when they got half way through reading the item and had to choke down a laugh to finish asking for it. Poor sales people had no idea - but at least the dude laughed and knew something was up.

December 2, 2011 at 8:30 AM

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